Hello friend,

 

Welcome back to another edition of . . . Grappling With Comments From Trolls.

 

Today’s contributor, Good Old Bob Jim, coming to us all the way from his mom’s basement writes on YouTube. .

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Lol I’m sorry but grappling is just the faggiest shiit. . . brb dry humping a guy doggystyle trying to get “full mount” . …… do you guys duct tape your erections down or what?

 

Safe to say if you two had to share a cell in prison Chewy would be the Bottom bitch”

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Clearly Bob Jim has never watched the Chewster compete. If he had he’d know that I rarely get taken down. And usually if I end up on the bottom it’s because I pulled for the sweep and end up on top.

 

And as far as the “faggiest shit” I’m going to assume our friend with a challenged vocabulary means negative.

 

Well. . . calling grappling negative ignores that we do it naturally as kids, that a great number of bad ass people in history were accomplished grapplers and that grappling in some form has existed in every major civilization.

 

To be human is to grapple. 

 

I remember punks in high school said the same type of stuff to me when they’d try and pick on me.

 

That was until I doubled legged them into the ground. That put an end to that. We even got a couple of new sign ups to the team!

 

Anytime I see someone rag on grappling as homosexual, it tells me more about the person than of grappling.

 

So going back to the comment. If I was in prison I certainly wouldn’t be a “bottom bitch” because I have takedowns.

 

And whether you’re trying to avoid being on bottom during a Bjj roll, competition match or for your upcoming stint in the pokey.

 

Then check out my takedown series where I show my best fundamental takedowns along with the defenses to make sure you don’t end up as a “bottom bitch” either.

 

(Click here to check out the series)

 

Sorry. . . couldn’t resist. 😉

 

Seriously though. . . I always wonder what the people writing this stuff look like. I wish I could see the man or woman behind the screen name.

 

Oh well since I can’t, I’ll just enjoy mocking shit posting, negativity and ignorance.

 

Enjoy your day! Hopefully I gave you a chuckle this morning. And if you took offense to this for some reason, please unsubscribe because well. . . you’re no fun.

 

-Chewy

Last night was our annual suit rolling training session at the gym. We do it once a year around Halloween and it’s one of the more ridiculous things we take part in at the gym. We train hard so it’s a nice silly break from the tough training.

One of the things that came from this year’s suit rolling was a BJJ self defense video. Well I guess it may not really be a BJJ self defense video. More like a cheesy 80s self defense video with some sweet miami vice suit style action.

For those that know me, they know I try to offset the hard training with fun and light hearted events.

Anyways, we all got a laugh from it. Check it out and if you like it and get a laugh, share it.

Thanks!
Chewy